Couch Coin Pursuer Gifts

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Euro Bait

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Girl holding money.

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

Gesundheit.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Loose Change

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"