Couch Coin Collector Gifts

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"You're on a what?!"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Oxford Comma Coin

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."