Cottagecore Fan Gifts

Cottage cupcakes.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Get on with it!

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Moulin Rouge Security

Thatched roof car.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

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"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"That was definitely mine."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Last Chance for Everything.

Neil Young

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Old songs made new

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Low Noon.

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

Bob Dylan

The Rudges' peaceful home

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

A chicken coop goal.

Eddie Van Halen