Cottagecore Aficionado Gifts

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You're famous, Angus."

Neil Young

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artisanal Pottery

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Cottage cupcakes.

Cottage Industry

Musical Cows

"It's all about the milk."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

Glad we moved out of the City

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"Hello, county? You folks are over doing the mosquito fogging today!"

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."