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"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Get on with it!

Thatched roof car.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You're famous, Angus."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

The Rudges' peaceful home

Artisanal Pottery

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Cottage cupcakes.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"It's all about the milk."

Musical Cows

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

Cottage Industry

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Glad we moved out of the City

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

Two Hunters Having A Discussion.

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."