Cottagecore Fans Gifts

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Thatched roof car.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Couch and Potato

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"That was definitely mine."

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Last Chance for Everything.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Old songs made new

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Bob Dylan

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

A chicken coop goal.

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Get the flock out of here!"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Eddie Van Halen

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

'The upside is that you won't have to worry about Christmas shopping.'

Paul Simon

"You'll have to excuse them. They're the laughing stock of the farm."