Costume Party Queen Gifts

A rear view of a fashionably dressed lady in 1796

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Girl in cow onesie.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Tiger Costume

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Pirate eye test

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

I want to hold your hand

Pirate

Snail Man

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Von Trapp family masks

Grandfather Clock

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Vampire Bat

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Honey Costume