Costermonger Gifts

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"Flypaper, Mister?"

Lemonade Vendor on London Street

The Epsom Derby - Fringe Businesses

Flower Hawker in his Cart

Baked Potato Seller

Clothes Vendor in Hounsditch

A man with fly-paper wrapped around his hat.

Day Before the Derby.

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Coster talking to friend about the races

Costermonger on foot acuses costermonger with a cart of 'fashionable display' for keeping a 'carriage'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Tartar sauce.

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

DaVinci Cod

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Moby Dick.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"