Costermonger Gifts

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"Flypaper, Mister?"

Lemonade Vendor on London Street

The Epsom Derby - Fringe Businesses

Flower Hawker in his Cart

Baked Potato Seller

Clothes Vendor in Hounsditch

A man with fly-paper wrapped around his hat.

Day Before the Derby.

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

Coster talking to friend about the races

Costermonger on foot acuses costermonger with a cart of 'fashionable display' for keeping a 'carriage'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Tartar sauce.

DaVinci Cod

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Moby Dick.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own