The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
Doom Monger Gifts
Looking for a clever way to surprise someone with a dark sense of humor? Our products for doom mongers blend dark humor with playful designs, making them ideal for anyone who likes to joke about life's end times. Whether they enjoy a little sarcasm or gothic flair, you'll find something that sparks a smile and keeps the mood light, even on the gloomiest days.
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Free speech isn't cheap!
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
The End is Nigh
Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.
'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'
Fortune teller sees impending doom
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.
"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
doom.com
How to survive the coming crash.
End of world nigh!!!
Climate Change Contingency House
'Took longer than I thought it would.'
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'
'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
Prepare to meet your author today!
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near
'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'
Mr. Science Times
'There goes Mr. Negativity.'
"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."
Arrogant OAP.
'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'
Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.
Doom Monger Gifts Collection
Doom Monger Mugs
Looking for more darkly funny mugs? Our collection is perfect for doom mongers who enjoy a sharp wit with their morning coffee.
Doom Monger Pillows
Check out our pillows with dark humor themes—comfortable, quirky, and ideal for adding some irony to any room.
Doom Monger Prints
Browse our collection of prints with a morbidly humorous touch—ideal for quarantining gloom with a twist of wit.
Doom Monger T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that perfectly match the doom monger’s sense of humor—fun, ironic, and designed to make a statement.