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Skiing.

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Horror writer.

"Papi, I heard something!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Superhero with Acrophobia

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'