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Skiing.

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Horror writer.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

Superhero with Acrophobia

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'