Fear Master Gifts

'The kid was right! There WAS a monster under his bed!'

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Horror writer.

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Papi, I heard something!"

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"