Rumor Mongers Gifts

'That's about it - I've already told you twice as much as she told me...'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"That was a rumor day."

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Damned lies."

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'The story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

'Is the information fresh?'

'Today stocks bounced back on the news the rumor was false that google considered merging with NSA.'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

Your dire prediction in this space. 1-555-826-1000

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

'It's just a rumour that Johnny Spaleki's playing under an injury cloud.'

"What's the word on the street?"