Rumor Monger Gifts

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"That was a rumor day."

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Of course I'm aware of all the office gossip. I started it."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

"Damned lies."

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'The story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

'Is the information fresh?'

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

'Today stocks bounced back on the news the rumor was false that google considered merging with NSA.'

"Oh, yes, we know them. We hate them."

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

"What's the word on the street?"

'It's just a rumour that Johnny Spaleki's playing under an injury cloud.'