
London Fly-Paper Vendor
Celebrate the hard work of a costermonger with a fun and witty mug. Perfect for their morning coffee, it adds humor to the daily grind of selling fresh produce.
London Fly-Paper Vendor
"Flypaper, Mister?"
Lemonade Vendor on London Street
The Epsom Derby - Fringe Businesses
Flower Hawker in his Cart
Baked Potato Seller
Clothes Vendor in Hounsditch
A man with fly-paper wrapped around his hat.
Day Before the Derby.
Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street
Coster talking to friend about the races
Costermonger on foot acuses costermonger with a cart of 'fashionable display' for keeping a 'carriage'
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
"I'm the Class Clown fish."
'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'
Scuba diver in a fishmongers
'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'
Tartar sauce.
DaVinci Cod
"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."
'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'
"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"
"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."
'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'
"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
Moby Dick.
"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."
"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"
"I see you've got a new cheese counter."
"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"
"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"
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