Fearmonger Mugs

New Dread: the magazine of undiscovered fears

Skiing.

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Pencil eraser."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

Horror writer.

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"