Fearmonger Mugs

New Dread: the magazine of undiscovered fears

Skiing.

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Pencil eraser."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Horror writer.

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'I don't understand it! On earth he was deathly afraid of flying.'