Cost Of Care Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a philosopher intrigued by the cost of care? Our curated collection offers witty, insightful items that blend humor with philosophical musings, perfect for contemplating life's big questions. Ideal for those who love to reflect and laugh, these products make thoughtful gifts for those who appreciate both depth and wit. From playful mugs to clever prints, find something that resonates with their love of philosophy and humor alike.

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'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?' mockup

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!' mockup

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

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'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.' mockup

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

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'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!' mockup

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

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"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?" mockup

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

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"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'." mockup

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

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"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan." mockup

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

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Private prescription drugs

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'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'

'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.' mockup

'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'

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"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!" mockup

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

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Thinkers Drinker.

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"Move over! - I just got the bill!" mockup

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

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Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty? mockup

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."

"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand." mockup

"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."

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"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it."

"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it." mockup

"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it."

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"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"

"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?" mockup

"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"

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'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?' mockup

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'

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'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.' mockup

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

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'Dexter got a golden parachute, Nolan got a golden handshake and I got a golden retriever.'

'Dexter got a golden parachute, Nolan got a golden handshake and I got a golden retriever.' mockup

'Dexter got a golden parachute, Nolan got a golden handshake and I got a golden retriever.'

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"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school wouldn't be able to afford her."

"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school wouldn't be able to afford her." mockup

"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school wouldn't be able to afford her."

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"Further reminding us that without hashtags there is only the darkness."

"Further reminding us that without hashtags there is only the darkness." mockup

"Further reminding us that without hashtags there is only the darkness."

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'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.' mockup

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

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"According to my Zip Code, I prefer non-spicy foods, enjoy tennis more than golf, subscribe to at least one news-oriented periodical, own between thirty and thirty-five ties, never buy lemon-scented products, and have a power tool in my basement, but none

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'I did everything I could, but I'm still only going to make about $40,000 on this operation.'

'I did everything I could, but I'm still only going to make about $40,000 on this operation.' mockup

'I did everything I could, but I'm still only going to make about $40,000 on this operation.'

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Surgery

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The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France mockup

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France

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Cost Of Care Philosopher Gifts Collection

Cost Of Care Philosopher Mugs

Discover more insightful mugs that celebrate philosophy, humor, and the cost of care—perfect for philosophical coffee lovers.

Cost Of Care Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring a humorous philosophical perspective into any living space, sparking thoughtful conversations.

Cost Of Care Philosopher Prints

Browse our collection of prints that artfully illustrate philosophical dilemmas and humorous insights into life's costs.

Cost Of Care Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore a variety of t-shirts that combine wit and wisdom on philosophical themes—great for casual thinkers.