Cost Of Care Philosopher Pillows

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Private prescription drugs

'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

Thinkers Drinker.

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."

"I got a second opinion on the operation—my accountant advises against it."

"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"

'If the world is getting smaller...How come the postal rates keep going up?'

'These days, if you have to ask, you can't afford ANYTHING.'

'Dexter got a golden parachute, Nolan got a golden handshake and I got a golden retriever.'

"My teacher said if she knew as much about teaching as everyone else, the school wouldn't be able to afford her."

"Further reminding us that without hashtags there is only the darkness."

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

"According to my Zip Code, I prefer non-spicy foods, enjoy tennis more than golf, subscribe to at least one news-oriented periodical, own between thirty and thirty-five ties, never buy lemon-scented products, and have a power tool in my basement, but none

'I did everything I could, but I'm still only going to make about $40,000 on this operation.'

Surgery

The french fries are eighteen dollars a portion, M'sieur, because they are imported from France