Cosmopolitan Thinker T-Shirts

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Slavery Reparations

How life on Earth really got its start.

EU and India partnership.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Population rocket