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"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'A is for Arse.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Examination.

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Highlights for Adults

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

D. H. Lawrence

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Leaky Weather Magazine.