Cosmopolitan Thinker Pillows

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

How life on Earth really got its start.

EU and India partnership.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Population rocket