Globetrotting Philosopher Pillows

Beggers belief.

Religion & Economics.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

World Domination

2017 glass half full

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Tourist

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

G7

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

The world toilet.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

China Syndrome.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

Migrant stairway to Europe

The Escape of Fascism.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."