Globe-trotting Philosopher Pillows

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

World Domination

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

2017 glass half full

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Tourist

G7

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

"It's better to have loved and lost..."

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

The world toilet.

China Syndrome.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

Migrant stairway to Europe

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."

Beggers belief.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

The Escape of Fascism.