Globe-trotting Guru Pillows

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

"That's what comes from being a multinational. The company picnic will be in Terra del Fuego."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Cheap Labour Countries.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Religion & Economics.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

The Tobin Tax.

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

World Domination

'Take us to your leader. We want to discuss outsourcing possibilities.'

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Stone Age

"One day this will all be outsourced."

'I no longer sell lemonade. I'm a franchise outlet for a multi-national.'

A Globeburger - yummy!

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."