Cosmopolitan Adventurer T-Shirts

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Alien David statue

Head over Hooves

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Lost World: You are Here

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Creative Baby.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

See you at Charing Cross!

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Bankside

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"You are here"

"Space wants to kill you."

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Manhattan Woods

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Thames Pizza

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.