Cosmic Order Gifts

Your karma will catch up with you!

Occu-Pie Mars

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Chiller Theatre

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Zenemies.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Origins of Everything

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

A man looks up at the earth

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Monk Prompt

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"