Cosmic Order Gifts

Your karma will catch up with you!

Occu-Pie Mars

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Chiller Theatre

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

The Lost World: You are Here

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Zenemies.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Monk Prompt

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"