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"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"It could never work between us."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Astronaut

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Moon and Star

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Stephen Hawking

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

You are everywhere.