Cosmic Comedy Lovers Gifts

Solar eclipse 2024

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'To be perfectly honest, I don't understand the International Date Line myself.'

death star bowling

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Quantum Psychic

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Origins of Everything

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Science fiction fans on other planets

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."