Cosmic Comedians Gifts

Xmas comet

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'What do you mean you've lost the key?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

"It really makes you feel insignificant doesn't it."

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Very Early Tick Box Feedback Form Time Line

"Atheists are lucky I'm not real!"

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'I think we've got something.'

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

'Mom. Is there life on other plants?'

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"A shooting star! Make a wish, Billy, you ugly doofus."

Spaceman using a toilet in space

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

'Just be patient -- we'll land as soon as they push the immigration bill through.'

Interstellar Travel Rage

'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'So our ancestors came here from another planet? That's so cool! . . . Cuz that means we come from the best of the best in the galaxy!...Or this is just a big penal colony.'

'I doubt if Jupiter is really three weeks ahead of schedule -- try cleaning your glasses.'

'But that was in a previous life!'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

'How the heck did you manage to sneak that thing past customs?'