Cosmic Brunch Coordinator T-Shirts

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Flying sauces.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"You're not even dressed?"

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Kirks & Tacos

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Eye Opener

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Christmas canape?

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Gastronauts

Flying Sauces

"Anomaletta"

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Holes: regular, black, with cream.