Corporate Romantic Gifts

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Sharon, will you merge with me?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Time is HONEY

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

'Well, this is a new low - even for you.'

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Thank you for making my decision to fire you, that much easier."

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

I Drew a Hot Guy

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'