Corporate Romantic Prints

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Sharon, will you merge with me?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Well, this is a new low - even for you.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Thank you for making my decision to fire you, that much easier."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

I Drew a Hot Guy

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

There! You finally have a window!