Corporate Romantics Prints

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Thursday makes it ten years. What do you say we renew our merger vows."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'To save time, I'll deliver the annual report in the form of a Hiaku.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'