Corporate Professionals Gifts

'What's it going to be, Dawkins?career or family?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'How can we see our service through our client's eyes?'

"Remember the good old days when it was a suggestion box?"

"Remember the good ol' days when sexual harassment wasn't such a big deal?"

office noise

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

Internet.

'I read by your corporate rag female supervisors are to retain their triple M status. I wonder what that means.'

'Some good news! Any of you in this layoff who become homeless, we will lend you bus fare to warmer climes!'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

'My God! It's Fradon, Burns, Marcus, Busino and Fuller!'

'What do you think - is there any chance to bribe reality?'

"I think Frank needs to work on his corporate image!"

"Next!"

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"Here's to good health."

Dog executives are in a duel

See, Hear, Speak No Evil.

Work/Life Balance

"Your own parking space used to be a status symbol. Now it's an insult if it doesn't include a charging station."

"Here at Consolidated Megacorp we carry on a proud tradition of marginal competence."

Jeff hated performance reviews.

"Look around you,Crawford. I want you to savor being employed."

Happy Anniversary

"I have some character-building news for you."

"While not a native American Indian my self I do find the term 'low man on the Totem pole' to be an offensive stereotype."

"I had some good news today. I'll never work in this town again."

Women Have To Choose

On Their Way

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'I earned this one from Haliburton.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"