Corporate Communications Professional Gifts

"How's this for a press release - our obscenely high bonuses are to be rationalised and understood as mimetic desire."

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Any questions?"