Corporate Politics Buff Pillows

"Don't worry, it's just temporary... 'til they figure out a way to fire you."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

CIA report

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"At the end of the day, I always feel I could have shifted more blame."

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Scapegoat of the Year

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

Viva Belarus!

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'