Corporate Language Buff Pillows

"Good news, Lundberg. We're going to be able to give you an honorable discharge."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Roget's Pet

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"To be a part of our team you first have to go through me. And I'm remarkable non-porous."

'I believe the power tie has been replaced by the power pack.'

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'This is gobbledygook. I asked for mumbo-jumbo.'