Corporate Language Buff Prints

"Good news, Lundberg. We're going to be able to give you an honorable discharge."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cat Burglar

Doggone

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Roget's Pet

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

Now that I finally have an expense account, there's no time to eat.

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

'I believe the power tie has been replaced by the power pack.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"To be a part of our team you first have to go through me. And I'm remarkable non-porous."

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.