Corporate Holiday Parties Gifts

'We tried a new marketing strategy, a new sales concept and a new business policy. It all failed. We have one more chance to succeed. Do the words 'Incas' and 'Human Sacrifice' ring a bell?'

Meeting Pie Chart

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

Bo're'droom

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Businessman: 'We're like one big family here, because of all the nepotism.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Thesaurus Company

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Pizza time.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'