Corporate Complainer Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with plush pillows that celebrate the art of complaint. Perfect for livening up a home office or lounging area.

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Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine). mockup

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

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Private firms to run 30 of practices by 2010

Private firms to run 30 of practices by 2010 mockup

Private firms to run 30 of practices by 2010

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience." mockup

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

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"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

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'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!' mockup

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

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#notblessed

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'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.' mockup

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

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"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly" mockup

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

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Corporate person hood!

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We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

We should promote many of our staff to management positions... mockup

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

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Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth! mockup

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

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'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.' mockup

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

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"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things." mockup

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

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"I don't like it already."

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"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed." mockup

"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."

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Lining our pockets since 1987.

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"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead." mockup

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

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"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show." mockup

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

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"Generics of generics -- that's the way we'll go."

"Generics of generics -- that's the way we'll go." mockup

"Generics of generics -- that's the way we'll go."

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'I need to work a different shift.' mockup

'I need to work a different shift.'

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"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

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"Where does it hurt?"

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"Oh, the doctor told you not to work so hard, did he?... And does the doctor pay your salary?!"

"Oh, the doctor told you not to work so hard, did he?... And does the doctor pay your salary?!" mockup

"Oh, the doctor told you not to work so hard, did he?... And does the doctor pay your salary?!"

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'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!' mockup

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

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"...I think this is because we forgot to hire some workers."

"...I think this is because we forgot to hire some workers." mockup

"...I think this is because we forgot to hire some workers."

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No to Greed

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'... And I don't like the way you talk about corporate greed as though it's a bad thing!'

'... And I don't like the way you talk about corporate greed as though it's a bad thing!' mockup

'... And I don't like the way you talk about corporate greed as though it's a bad thing!'

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"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!" mockup

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

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Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.

Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings. mockup

Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.

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"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!" mockup

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

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"Want to bitch for one more lap?" mockup

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

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'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.' mockup

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

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Corporate Complainer Pillows Collection

Corporate Complainer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that speak to the corporate complainer’s spirit—funny, cheeky, and perfect for their desk.

Corporate Complainer Prints

Browse our prints that capture the humor of workplace grievances—ideal for adding personality to a home or office.

Corporate Complainer T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts designed for the corporate complainer—witty, comfortable, and ideal for everyday office humor.