Corporate Dissenter Pillows

"I'm bored. Let's recall something."

Man sticking his tongue out at his boss.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

Corporate person hood!

The Farewell Speech Eisenhower Should Have Made...

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

With-it Woman

Suggestion Box.

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

Assange Among Friends

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"