Corporate Communications Connoisseur Gifts

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

The MBA Draft

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Men's business romper.

Dialogue

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."