"That's terrible,Edward. Who's sexually harassing you?"
Corporate Catalyst Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the creative fire of a corporate catalyst? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring products designed to motivate and energize the movers and shakers in any business environment. These thoughtful items are ideal for those who thrive on innovation, drive change, and push the boundaries in their careers. Whether for a promotion, a celebration, or just to say 'Thank you for your leadership,' find a gift that resonates with their passion for transformation.
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."
"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
'Dog eat dog.'
The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.
"Things are looking up!"
They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.
"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"
Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....
"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."
'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."
"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"
'I'm calling you out, account to account.'
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."
"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."
Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.
Developing links within business.
Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now
Boardroom Armour
'I take it this department has had conflicts.'
'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'
'I just invented business!'
"God's Gift to Women?"
"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"
National corporate ladder of success monument.
"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"
'We're facing a hostile takeover.'
Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.
"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"
Corporate Catalyst Gifts Collection
Corporate Catalyst Mugs
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Corporate Catalyst Pillows
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Corporate Catalyst Prints
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Corporate Catalyst T-Shirts
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