Communication Catalyst Gifts

Silent Fight #8997

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

"Theo, conversation is about talking and listening!"

'Well, at least he's making an effort to communicate.'

Early text messaging.

Inclusive speech

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Things are looking up!"

WHO checklist

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Time for speeches

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Developing links within business.

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'I just invented business!'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"God's Gift to Women?"