Community Catalyst Gifts

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Crowdsource Car

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Arizona In Black

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Social Worker

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

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Developing links within business.

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

Centerville.

"Thank you."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"God's Gift to Women?"

'I just invented business!'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.