Corporate Bonus Season Gifts

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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"Anderson, we'd like to talk to you about your stand-offish attitude.'

"No, I'm following you"

"If you get the page 'intentionally left blank', you're fired."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'I want a bigger piece of the pie.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

'They called it 'outsourcing'.'

'It must be bonus-time again.'

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"I'm keeping my large bonus under the bed because it's the safest place. I only risk other people's money."

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!