Annual Bonus Period Gifts

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

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Energy saving mode

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Man posting letter to the IRS.

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Working holiday.

loan

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'I'll be away on a month's holiday, so I'm giving you all your shots at once.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

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'I'm giving you a praise. It's not a raise but it will look good on your evaluation.'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

"I think you were right Davis, maybe you do need a day off!"

'I'm changing the holiday schedule, you're on holiday from now.'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Sorry, boss, but I'd like to take a leaf of absence."