Corporate Awards Gifts

"And here is the winning board of the year."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

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'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Welcome to the Team

Inclusive speech

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'