Corporate Achievements Gifts

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"We have an acronym!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Who called this meeting again?"