Corporate Success Gifts

'I agree... He's had a brilliant career trajectory. But a lot of people sure got hurt along the way.'

'We're ready to move you to the top, Hopkins... but we don't know how much loneliness you can tolerate.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

'Hot air not only rises - sometimes it rises to the top.'

"Excuse me, but your blocking my career path."

My brilliant career

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Cancel my assertiveness seminar. I just threw the boss out of my office.'

Golden head.

Executive's tombstone.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

Bullseye!

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Win - win

Boom

The rope to success.

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Business is off the chart.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."