Financial Success Gifts

"Oh , I still make good money, but I use to make sexy money."

'My name is Jerome, and I'm addicted to big bonuses...'

I got the raise

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

What does the M stand for?

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Bullseye!

My brilliant career

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Business is off the chart.

Boom

The rope to success.

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Win - win

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.